Sidewalk Monkey: Let's look at wedding dresses online!
Jam Guy: Ok.
Sidewalk Monkey: Yay! Dresses!
Jam Guy: Yay, dresses.
Sidewalk Monkey: I like this one. But I don't think I could get my boobs to look like that. You know how they do that? I think they use duct tape. I guess I could get someone to duct-tape my boobs.
Jam Guy: I think I should be the one to duct-tape your boobs.
SM: What? Why? Because you don't want a stranger touching them? The way it works--
JG: No, because I know how to use duct tape. You want someone who has a lot of experience with duct tape.
SM: Oh. But have you duct-taped boobs?
JG: Well. No.
SM: Maybe I should find someone with a lot of experience duct-taping boobs.
JG: Are you going to pay someone to duct-tape your boobs?
SM: I mean, there must be people who are experts at just that...How do you take off the tape, though?
SM: I don't really like this dress, anyways.