while setting Sidewalk Monkey's cat up in Jam Guy's bathroom, following an awfully dramatic plane ride filled with yowling and cat vomit:
SM: She seems awfully happy now that she has this cardboard scratcher bed thingy. [The cardboard scratcher bed thingy is a corrugated board, about the size of a cat bed, laying on the bathroom floor, sprinkled all over with catnip.] She's just laying on it and purring. Purr purr purr. Wow.
JG: Catnip is like E for cats.
SM: Do dogs get that happy from catnip?
JG: I don't think so.
SM: Could people?
JG: Nope.
SM: How come nobody makes anything like that for people?
JG: There are lots of happy drugs for people.
SM: Yeah, but nobody makes like a bed of happy drugs that you could just roll around in.
JG: She sure looks happy.
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I'm sure a large bed of E Tablets can be arranged. But, I don't think it'd be very comfortable.
And you'd have to lick the bed to get the same effect.
Maybe a giant bong-type room could be constructed, where you inhale the marajuana-enhanced air.
Would that even scientifically work?
Also? I would hate that room. Don't invite me to that party.
I like both of your ideas, but I agree that in application neither would be that comfortable. I don't want to lick my furniture (yet another way we are different from cats). And I think May's room, while somewhat appealing initially, would reduce me to an asthmatic, skunky-smelling, anxiety-ridden weirdo in like three seconds.
I think cats just get to have more fun than people.
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