while setting Sidewalk Monkey's cat up in Jam Guy's bathroom, following an awfully dramatic plane ride filled with yowling and cat vomit:
SM: She seems awfully happy now that she has this cardboard scratcher bed thingy. [The cardboard scratcher bed thingy is a corrugated board, about the size of a cat bed, laying on the bathroom floor, sprinkled all over with catnip.] She's just laying on it and purring. Purr purr purr. Wow.
JG: Catnip is like E for cats.
SM: Do dogs get that happy from catnip?
JG: I don't think so.
SM: Could people?
SM: How come nobody makes anything like that for people?
JG: There are lots of happy drugs for people.
SM: Yeah, but nobody makes like a bed of happy drugs that you could just roll around in.
JG: She sure looks happy.