Today, about 5:30 p.m, in the drive-through lane of Colima's Taco Shop:
Taco Shop Employee: Un' horchata.
Sidewalk Monkey: Thank you. Oh, I might have exact change--
TSE: Hey, you got a little turbo car there, huh?
SM, who has no idea whether her car is "turbo" or not: Yeah!
TSE: Your name is Sandra, right?
TSE: Weird. You really look like a Sandra. I'm sure you have an S name. Shayna?
TSE: It does start with an S, though, right?
TSE: Huh. What letter does it start with?
SM: Oh, um.
SM: No. I--
SM: Is my taco ready?