Sidewalk Monkey: So, my sister is going to see that movie called "Genghis." Or "Khan." About Genghis Khan? No, it's called "Mongol." I sort of think we should see that.
Jam Guy: Hmmmm.
SM: Because! You know? I'm related to him!
Jam Guy: Yes. But--
SM: I know, it might be scary. My sister said there are a lot of battle scenes.
JG: Right. That's what I was thinking. It's violent.
SM: So it might be not good for me to watch. But it's about his life. I thought maybe I should watch it, because, I don't know, maybe it will tell me something about myself.
JG: Hmmmm.
SM: Like, maybe it will awaken the warrior within me.
JG: Hmmmm.
SM: Like! Maybe I will get on a horse, and overthrow the government, and unite all of North America under my rule! The rule of Sidewalk Monkey! I will strike terror into the hearts of men! I will be in charge of everything!
JG: Hmmmm.
SM: You may rule beside me as my queen.
JG: Thank you, honey.
SM: Although first I have to learn to ride a horse.
JG: Right. And also how to be scary.
SM: Right. How to strike terror.
JG: Right.
SM: And also how to get around North America. I'm not very good with directions.
JG: Hmmmm.
SM: Hmmmm. Maybe I won't be a Mongol warrior.
JG: Okay, honey. You're very busy now anyways.
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OH. MY. GOD.
no, no... in fact ...
OH! MY! GAAAWWWDDD!
FUNNIEST CHAT IN THE HISTORY OF ALL CHATTING EVER!
Thank you for that interlude, Xena: Warrior Princess. =) Might I add that Jam Guy has the PERFECT responses to everything that you say.. ;)
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