Saturday, June 14, 2008

conversation between Jam Guy and Sidewalk Monkey, 6:00 pm, 6/14/08

Sidewalk Monkey: So, my sister is going to see that movie called "Genghis." Or "Khan." About Genghis Khan? No, it's called "Mongol." I sort of think we should see that.

Jam Guy: Hmmmm.

SM: Because! You know? I'm related to him!

Jam Guy: Yes. But--

SM: I know, it might be scary. My sister said there are a lot of battle scenes.

JG: Right. That's what I was thinking. It's violent.

SM: So it might be not good for me to watch. But it's about his life. I thought maybe I should watch it, because, I don't know, maybe it will tell me something about myself.

JG: Hmmmm.

SM: Like, maybe it will awaken the warrior within me.

JG: Hmmmm.

SM: Like! Maybe I will get on a horse, and overthrow the government, and unite all of North America under my rule! The rule of Sidewalk Monkey! I will strike terror into the hearts of men! I will be in charge of everything!

JG: Hmmmm.

SM: You may rule beside me as my queen.

JG: Thank you, honey.

SM: Although first I have to learn to ride a horse.

JG: Right. And also how to be scary.

SM: Right. How to strike terror.

JG: Right.

SM: And also how to get around North America. I'm not very good with directions.

JG: Hmmmm.

SM: Hmmmm. Maybe I won't be a Mongol warrior.

JG: Okay, honey. You're very busy now anyways.

2 comments:

Mayumi said...

OH. MY. GOD.

no, no... in fact ...

OH! MY! GAAAWWWDDD!

FUNNIEST CHAT IN THE HISTORY OF ALL CHATTING EVER!

SurfRunner said...

Thank you for that interlude, Xena: Warrior Princess. =) Might I add that Jam Guy has the PERFECT responses to everything that you say.. ;)