Jam Guy: I'm going to the store now.
Sidewalk Monkey: Okay. Give me a hug first.
Jam Guy: Okay.
Sidewalk Monkey: Wait. Do you maybe not want to hug me because I'm sick? Because if you don't, I understand...Here! [Pulls sweater hood all the way down over her face.] This will protect you from the germs!
Jam Guy: ...
SM: Hee hee! Oh, ow, it makes my headache worse when I laugh. Hee! Oww. [Clasps arms around head.] Hee hee hee OWWWW.
JG, bemused, watching SM as she stands with a face covered in knitwear and elbows, giggling and groaning: Yup. That's my wife. I married her.
SM: Hee hee hee! Ohhh. Stop, stop, my head. Hey, I'm glad I kept this sweater.
JG: Because you can pull the hood over your face?
SM: No, because Fair Isle knits are fashionable again.
JG: Good job, honey.
SM: HA! Owwwww.