Sidewalk Monkey queries,

"How come I can run an acupuncture practice, but I can't keep basic shit, like remembering to bring my gym clothes to work or not losing my ukulele in the closet or not spilling a beverage inside my purse twice a week, together?"

Jam Guy thinks for two seconds and then says,

"It's because one is taking care of others and the other is taking care of you, and you've always prioritized taking care of others."

I love this man because he is daily confronted with my forgetfulness and my scatteredness and my awkwardness and he turns them into virtues. Somehow. This is my example of the redeeming power of love.